Doctor Rainbow Dash

districtdemigods:

that frustrating time when your friends finally start reading your favorite book or watching your favorite tv show, but all you wanna do is tell them all these spoilers and begin fangirling / fanboying with them and you just sorta have to restrain yourself and

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high-octopii:

Eeeeee! The baby pufferfish is just like “hai C:”

miss-bambi-tails:

tanukigalpa:

rosalarian:

I think we could all use a tiny kitten on our screens from time to time.

ugh i love how his tail is just a triangle

IT’S TAIL IS A TRIANGLE

miss-bambi-tails:

tanukigalpa:

rosalarian:

I think we could all use a tiny kitten on our screens from time to time.

ugh i love how his tail is just a triangle

IT’S TAIL IS A TRIANGLE

joannablackhart:

You know, my friend was telling me a story about how when she was a little younger than me, she was working at a restaurant as a waitress.

Apparently there was a regular patron who was there all the time, but she’d never helped him.

His usual waitress was not there that day, and so my friend was the one charged with the duty of taking his order. 

He thought that he would take this opportunity to get a “hands on experience” with the new help. 

My friend did not approve.

She took a fork and promptly shoved it into his hand.

And he of course, screamed in agony and pain.

Her direct supervisor, lets call her Snaggletooth, saw this take place, and immediately pulled her from the floor. She happily complied, and walked into the back.

Her manager walks in, to which my friend says “So you’re here to fire me.”

"No, not at all" manager says.

"Well you’ve already pulled me from the floor."

"I didn’t. Snaggletooth did. Go back to work."

"So I’m fired at the end of the day?"

"If you want to quit, you’re welcome to. But as far as I’m concerned, you still have a job."

My friend went back to work, finished off her shift, and went about her business. Snaggletooth was, of course, beyond pissed.

A few days later, the pervert walks in. He asks to speak to my friend.

She agrees to see what he has to say, assuming its some sort of lawsuit.

In front of the entire restaurant, he humbly begs for her apology and replies that what he did was absolutely reprehensible, and that, if she would be kind enough to be his waitress again, he would never ever do that again.

She’s a better person than me, and so she accepted his apology. She helped him, and he left her a tip that was $100 dollars. In 1962, that was a lot of money.

Every time afterwards, he always asked to be helped by her, and was always respectful. And my friend, being a better person than me, forgave him for being a massive asshole.

He never disrespected her again.

That’s why I don’t put up with your shit, men. Because she taught me better than that. And I would be more than happy to put a fork in so many of your hands.

i-want-destiel:

draelogor:

darkchocolateandtea:

fuckingconversations:

teamfreekickass:

spiffypop:

thebraveandmischievous:

housetohalf:

mysnarkasm:

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

she kicks ass like a coursing river

with all the force of a great typhoon

On a side-note, I ‘ve seen this post about ten times and I just realized “Oh hey that’s agent Coulson”

thefutureisin:

Hyup!

It had to be done.

Reblog if you are in at least one of those fandoms…

givemestelenalove:

sonickid1234:

likeajunglecat:

iprayforangels:

sherlock-winchester-who-221b:

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If you didn’t reblog this you don’t belong here. Unless your a porn blog. You can still say.

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ahem

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"Earth’s Mightiest Heroes" type thing.

lucleon:

tlok-atla:

thetallesthobbit:

hystericallysound:

When I finished reading I said to myself, “No fucking way!”  Clever… very clever.  You win this time.  

This is by far the greatest post in existence.  You can all go home.  I am in pure awe at the brilliance of this.  The world is beautiful and there is hope for humanity.  

Bahaha

NO 

whitneyhoustonwehaveaproblem:

So today I went to the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards and Sam Claflin skipped by saying “sorry I can’t stop, I’m late and I’ve got to mush on through.”

whitneyhoustonwehaveaproblem:

So today I went to the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards and Sam Claflin skipped by saying “sorry I can’t stop, I’m late and I’ve got to mush on through.”

lyxdelsic:

the westborow godhatesgoths website’s ‘warning signs that your child may be a goth’ is my favorite thing because

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yeah getting doctor who pins is considered “goth”

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oops i guess thats all of you

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i..

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didnt you use the internet to create this website…?

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breaking news: shakespeare may have been a goth!

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what

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are you even..?

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yeah people that try to make friends are goths

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wow

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WOW